Leaf on the eyes

leaf on the eyes


In a anceint time, one day a man read a book named "Huai Nan Zi". This
book says, you are able to hide your self, if get the leaf which mantis
using to catch cicada.

Then he comes to woods looking for the magic leafs. He put up his head
look carefully, fortunitely he see one mantis is hidding behind a leaf
to catching a cicada. When he want to pick-up the leaf, unfortunitely
the leaf drop down and mix together with others leaves.


He couldn't recognize which leaf is what he is looking for, therefore he
has to collect all leaves into several bags and carry them back home.

He put each leaf in front of his head and ask his wife whether she can
see him, at beginning his wife speak yes, but because he ask too many
times, his wife is tired, so she answer no.

This man is very happy and he go to market in the next morning and steal
some stuffs with the magic leaf at that moment,

But the poor guy is caught and send to "local concil". He tell all the
detail of this story to the officer when he was asked why. All the people
laugh alound very much, then the office release him back to home.

Play GuZheng(lute) to a cow

Play GuZheng(lute) to a cow


In an ancient time, one day a famous musican drink and drunk at one
day, when he see the cows eating grass, he receive some inspiration,
then he play a tune for the cow.


The tune is pretty beatutiful, and move himself very much, but he
couldn't accept and understand why the cow no any feedback.

Qian Province's Donkey

-------------- for Adam


There is a province in China named "Qian", no donky here ever. One day,
a trouble man import a donkey to here by boat, but he found the donkey
is useless here, and there is no place to keep it, then he put it under
the montain.

One day, a tiger saw the donkey, he think this guy is pretty tall and
huge, so he hide in the woods, and peer it remotely, after some time,
he crept carefully to the donkey, but he not sure indeed of the donkey.


Another day, the donkey shout a time, the tiger crazing very much, he
thought the donkey want to bite him, he was very scared. The tiger
watched the donkey serval days, he felt the donkey no skills and he was
famillar with donkey's shout.

The tiger came around the donkey, round and roud, but he didn't dare
attack donkey. The tiger walked around the donkey, touch donkey sometimes.
The donkey found offended and very angry, he thought should give tiger
a lesson the kicked tiger with his foot.

The tiger looked happy after that, he thought your skill just so-so, then
he shout to donkey and bite the throat of donky and killed ant ate it.


The donkey looked tall and big size and have a big shout, looked has
big skills. If he didn't show the limited skills (shout and kick) to
tiger, maybe the tiger didn't dare attack him, but at last, the donkey
got this poor fate...

ZengZi slaughters a Pig

Long Long time ago(about 2,500 years ago). On morning The wife of ZenZi woked up, dressing well and was going to market
to buy some stuffs.

Her young kid stopped her and asked to come together, but that is a long distance and
the kid was too young, couldn't walk long time, so she wouldn't do that.

But the kid made nosie, so she spoke, I know you like pork very much, If you are quiet
I will kill our pig and cook it for you. That is worked, then she went to market alone.


When she came back, She heard the pig was squealing, she know her husband was catching
the pig and prepare to slaugt it. She come quickly and ask her husband don't do that,
because that is just a joke to kids.

His husband told her, when you lie in front of your kids, because they are young, they
learn quickly, they learn from their parents, at they same time you are teaching they
lie to others. As though we are able to cheat them once a time, at last they will know
they were cheated, from then they are not going to believe us, so it is hard to educate
kids in our family.


The wife think It is reasonable of his husband's speaking, then she help her husband
to kill the pig then cook a beautiful poke for her kid.